Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
All computers wait at the same speed
DEFN: a device designed to speed and automate errors
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. |
Email returned to sender--insufficient voltage
Error: keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates, 1981)
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting
Senile.com found out of memory
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