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| What The Hell? | January/February 1999 |
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A tech writer dies and arrives in Hell, where Satan growls, "I gotta escort these other sinners into the pit, lady. Take a seat and wait a minute!"
Terrified, the tech writer peeks behind a door and sees a tech writer agonizingly formatting 12 million lines of documentation on a flaming computer. Aghast, she peeks behind a second door and sees a tech writer writing 23 million manuals on a mountain of screen captures written by a shrill, egomaniacal programmer who shrieks at every line. |
In despair, she looks behind a third door and sees another tech writer like herself, chairing a never-ending meeting, munching bonbons, surrounded by fresh-faced admiring engineers sucking up to her with gifts of flowers, fresh fruit and fine wines and telling her she's a documentation genius.
Satan returns and asks, "Well, which door, 1 or 2?" |
Deadline for submissionsDeadline for submissions to the March/April 1999 issue of Stimulus is February 8, 1999. Please send submissions to the editor, Tim Scapillato, at either of the following coordinates:Email: scap@igs.net |
